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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 05:20

What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Adipisci omnis dolor vitae nulla explicabo tenetur.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is the best way to get over your ex?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

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Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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